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 Muohkasen, Moccasinia Score: 4

Yeah, the quest for finding the Great Lord of Moccasinia, Møqásÿn Rein, could be saved for a future date, you think to yourself. You go looking for your car. Oh wait, you don't have one. All you got is your copy of Pokémon White you got on Ebay last summer and a 3DS to play it. Not even a wallet.

You may:

Do the quest now so you can have enough money to afford a car.

Look for a car to steal.

Simply walk 500 miles to Ojai.