UnBooks:My Creepy Parents

Like I said, a judgmental, veteran creep. (Mom not seen here.)

Look like a zombie to you? No? Just checkin.

So you think you have bad parents? Take it from an expert: you don't know what bad parents are. Look, I need to tell you something about my parents. My mom's an overprotective, health-food-nut creep. My dad is a judgmental, veteran creep. I think my baby sister has been turned into a zombie. And I'm pretty sure my grandma is dead. But nevermind. Let's go.

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