Typhoon YOOLANDAH
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Typhoon yolanda or HAAAAAAAIYAN is a blojob level sized typhoon that yeeted L TEY and got rabid shit in L TEY it is the "most peaceful typhoon in the philipines" as it PWNED ABUNCH OF RABID ASSES possibly mga bakla mr mackey is gay guys and shit and dongled assholes that poop in "quality safe" piss filled asses
bacground[edit | edit source]
you see L TEYERES are big "smart good guys" that are bozos because THERE ARE MAOR TYPHOONS
and yeah it took a toilet starter somwher ein NEVADA or DICK LAND okay im joking TEH PACIFIC HELL PAYAR and yeah ofc lets take a appalasue and do this
YOLANDAː The game[edit | edit source]
yolandatehepik spawns in the server
microneisathesmoltinypipsquak spanws in the server
PALAu spawns in the server
yolandatehepikːPINALLY ME SHINES
yolandatehepikːEEEY HUMPIN PALAU TIME
yolandatepik uses typhoon pwnage but micnesia used ass master shield
microneisaːhaha n00b
yolandatehepik arrrives to PALAW and 69 dog yeets got yeeted
yolandatehepik goes supah past
server lagged pls wait
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lagipatay gets pwned frist in samar and pwns samar213
yolandatehepikːHAHA SUCK MA BALLS AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR POOPOO RABID YEETS and abunch of crying poop that smells like neaked perfume
L teyːoh teh noooooooes
l tey lost 313 of his health
yolandatheepikːyou gonna cry
lagipatayːfine go to vietnam
yolandatehepik goes to vietnam
vietnamesetheincdochinaaddictːOH AJAJAJ AAAAAAA RJEOJGIORWJFGERNG AJDJ BUUUF KITTEH HUFFF.
vietnamsesindochinaaddict goes into grunts
mrxuitchachach(china)ːNO YUO BALLS SMELL LIKE "high quality" SUWER NAO NAO NAO ME DIE
yolandatehepik only hit mainland then goes to chinajr
china jr loses 2 of his health
and as you can see that is why fdapilipines got its ass burning in the typhoon and DER ARE ALYWAS TYPHOONS that pwn philippines ass
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