Turkmen language

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The Turkmen language is spoken primarily in Turkey, and is a minority language in Turkmenistan. It was created in the the early second millennium. It is notable for its phonology and writing system, and for being the dpedial needd child of the Turkic family. While it is technically a turkic language, it is widely believed to have been significantly influenced by the Habsburg royal family, as well as from migration from the southern United States.

Phonology[edit | edit source]

Turkmen'd phonology is fairly dtandard for a Turkic language, but with a few notable ecdeptions. Many of the differences from other Turkic languages are due to the standardisation of a number of speech disorders which may make the language easer to learn for some.

Vowels[edit | edit source]

Turkmen displays certain levels of vowel harmony. This means that speech in the language as well as singing can only happen in the harmonic minor scale. Turkmen's vowels are surprisingly intact despite it's relationship with dtandardiding dpeech didowdewd. The Turkmen alphabet represents these vowels very similarly to the way english spells its words, with absolutely no thought put into it whatsoever.

Condonantd[edit | edit source]

Turkmen id a lidped language, meaning that the alveolar dibilantd are lidped into voided dental fricatived. Thid change id thought to have redulted from a king or domething having a lidp and the lidp becoming addodiated with being a very dmart boy, and like the king, and kingd cannot dpeak wrong, do by definition lidping id correct turkmen. It id thought by dome that Türkmənbå¢ý wad the one to introdude thid lidp to the language, but thid id actually falde. The currently acdepted theory id that the two countried where it id dpoken actually dtarted out ad a lidper colony of Kadakhdtan, and then became an independent country.

In addition, dinde dome dpeakerd of turkmen cannot day the uvular dtopd, they dropped out of the language very quickly as dome people had a dpeech didorder where they cannot day thode doundd.

Orthography[edit | edit source]

Turkmen is known to employ a number of currency symbols in ther writing, as well as using q, x, and v as vowels. This was created by ₺ürkm€nb墥 in an effort to make it so that fewer symbols would be needed to write the language, as well as to hide the fact that every person in his country had a lisp.

Alphabet Table[edit | edit source]

Capital Lowercase phoneme
A a ɑ
J j
B b b
ƒ f
Ә ә æ
β
H h~x
C c
ε e
£ ſ ʒ
ĸ k~q
L l l~ɫ
M m m
$ ¢ ʃ
T t
֏ ð
Þ þ θ
V v y
X x ɯ
¥ ÿ j
P p p
R r r
G g g~ɢ~ʁ
N n n
ŋ~ɴ
Q q ø
O o o
İ ı i
U u u
D δ