The Underground Monsterist Sect of Among Us

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The Underground Monsterist Sect in the interdimensional world of Among Us is a sect of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. It has been forced to hide because of some parasitic shape-shifting aliens or whatever, but the astronauts of the dimension still practice the rituals and prayers of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. This is evidenced by their motto: "Even the aliens worship pasta."

Founded after humanity found a way to interact with said aliens, they spread their stupidity, suspicious carrots, and religion there. The Sect was founded in December 2020 and needs recruits.