The One Piece

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The One Piece is the treasure of ex-Pirate king Gol. D. Roger. The treasure was made famous right before Roger's execution when he declared his final words, "You want my treasure, you can have it I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you'll just have to find it!". After this was said, a shit ton of pirates wanted the One Piece and set sail to find it. Unfortunately for them, a few spicy pirates (cheeky plot armor assholes) set sail as well and are on a continuous quest to find the One Piece before anyone else can.

The One Piece Is?[edit | edit source]

The One Piece was thought to be a fake myth that everyone fell for, but during the War of the Best, big dick father, Edward "Whitebeard" Newgate, fought to free one of his crew mates, "Portgaz D. Ace", who he calls his son (He is NOT THE FATHER!!!), unfortunately big dick father Whitebeard couldn't save Ace and had to let him be put down. Big dick father Whitebeard tried his very best to fight off the Navy and was going to win until his polar opposite, limp dick Marshall D."Blackbeard" Teach, came and killed him.

Big dick father Whitebeard moments before he died to limp dick Blackbeard.

Before big dick father Whitebeard died, he stripped himself naked, whipped out his big father dick, and he made one last claim about Gol. D. Roger's treasure, the One Piece. Before big dick father's death, he yelled out "THE ONE PIEEEEECEEE, THE ONE PIECE IS REALLL!!".

Effects of The One Piece[edit | edit source]

Since everyone heard and saw big dick father Whitebeard, everyone started posing with their pants and clothes off and had their dicks enlarged. Even the two big boob girls, Nami and Robin, grew dicks! Crazy right?! Some random pirates started playing some piano music and everyone started singing, "Can we get much higherr?" "Higherrr?" "So high" (Oh oh ohhh) "Ohh ohh ohhh".