The MT Disease

MT Disease is a location-induced infectious disease that affects humans, like malaria. MT Disease causes symptoms that typically include hallucinations of aspects of specific Mediterranean countries, inclined interests in Mediterranean food and drink, and an extreme urge for picturesque seaside views, full of shades of blue. In severe cases, it can cause alcoholism, uncontrollable dancing, or excessive use of social communication tools. Symptoms usually begin a few hours after prolonged exposure to the Maltese Islands. If not properly treated, people may have recurrences of the disease months later or can even progress into Instant Death Syndrome.

Temporary recommended treatment for the MT Disease is a combination of specific medications, such as consumption of Aerol Spritz, and reviewing of photographic or videographic evidence of the patient's having traveled to the Maltese Islands. More long-term treatment includes physical exposure to the various shades of blue from the bay Ghar Lapsi, and communication with Inhabitants of Malta, Ideally ones who induced the exposure to the disease during the visit to the island). Resorting to physical interaction with such inhabitants is known to boost such treatment.