The Hacienda

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The Hacienda (also known as Adneicah) (born June 1956, died December 31st, 1996) was a hotel in Las Vegas that opened in June 1956, the casino was added in October 17th, 1956, and the building was violently destroyed and murdered by The Circus Circus Enterprises in December 31st, 1996, to make way for Hacienda 2.0 Mandalay Bay



Owners of The Hacienda[edit | edit source]

  • Warren Bayley (until 1964)
  • Judy Bayley (1964–71)
  • Joan Rashbrook and Calvin Magleby (1972)
  • Allen R. Glick and Eugene Fresch (1972–77)
  • Argent Corporation (1974–77)
  • Paul Lowden (1972–95)
  • Circus Circus Enterprises (1995–96) (who deployed the CDI to blow up the hacienda on december 31st cuz circus circus had enough of bullshit (the hacienda))





History[edit | edit source]

Construction[edit | edit source]

It was initially began as a fucking hotel-casino project called Hacienda Lady Luck, it was planned by Adair in 1954

Opening[edit | edit source]

The hotel portion opened in June 1956, and with the LETS GO GAMBLING casino opened in October 17th, 1956

Promotion[edit | edit source]

Bayley formed Hacienda Airlines just shortly after the hacienda opens, promotes the hacienda, offering packages that included transportation from LA to the FUCKING Hacienda. The Hacienda Airlines had flown in 150K people, after the 1960. The flights fucking stopped in 1962

Also, the hacienda offered the "Hacienda Holiday"



Final Years[edit | edit source]

In its final years, the Hacienda was owned by Lowden through his company, Sahara Gaming Corporation. The resort struggled as new megaresorts were opened nearby the hacienda, including the Excalibur (1990) and the Luxor (1993), both owned by Circus Circus Enterprises


The Hacienda closed in December 1st, 1996, causing the Implosion Gangsters (CDI (Controlled Demolition, Inc.)) to spawn out of nowhere, had a plan to destroy the hacienda in mid-december 1996, but end up delayed to december 31st

The public execution of the Hacienda[edit | edit source]

On December 31st, 1996, many people gather on the south strip before 8:53 PM, and on 8:53:15 PM PST, a 6 minute fireworks show begins, stopping at 8:59:15 PM PST, then and on 8:59:20 PM PST The Implosion Gangsters began beating up the hacienda in a most diabolical way possible (The hacienda didnt collapsed yet that time), then followed by the Hacienda's windows being bursted by the glorious flames of hell mingled with the big booms from the hands of Implosion Gangsters at 8:59:43 PM PST, leading to a glorious violent fucking collapse section-by-section at 8:59:49.520 PM PST, followed by the final explosion of the middle section at 9:00:00 PM, leading to the collapse of the middle section (to clear the way for Mandalay Bay- wait a minute, the remaining part of the building didn't fucking fall down), then people cheered over an execution (that's called a SACRIFICE), thankfully the porte-cochere was wasn't destroyed, and 15 seconds after 9:00:00 PM, the fireworks came again for like several minutes. This is an infamous event that aired in every news television worldwide

Circus Circus Enterprises deploys the CDI to pwn The Hacienda brutally, December 31st, 1996 (where the fun begins at 0:33 timestamp, actual time is December 31st, 1996 at 8:59:20 PM PST (TW: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE (Building Collapse, A splode mix (Implosion and Explosion), Fires, Flames, Destruction, Sacrifice, Cheering, Violence))
OMG HE KILLED THE HACIENDA
The Circus Circus Enterprises had enough of The Hacienda, so the Enterprises decide to deploy the CDI (Controlled Demolition inc.) to violently murder the hacienda in a worst way possible
Aftermath of the implosion[edit | edit source]

On December 31st, 1996 on approx 0915ish PM, many people (including news reports) reported that the remaining south end of the building didn't fall down, then the next day (January 1st, 1997), on a crisp, cold and cloudy day, The demolition team had a plan to demolish the remaining standing building by using a wrecking ball then on 2 pm, the demolition crew began to wreck down the remaining portion with a wrecking ball, then the remaining portion falls, BANG! now its time to clear the way for Mandalay Bay!


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