Hacienda (Las Vegas)

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The Hacienda in 199? just few years before being brutally ganged up by the Implosion Gangsters

“I'm going to BRUTALLY KILL you very hard to death!”

– Implosion Gangsters on The Hacienda

“IMPLOSION GANGSTERS, ATTACK THE HACIENDA!”

– First member of the Implosion Gangsters on The Hacienda

The Hacienda (also known as Adneicah) was a (most shittiest) hotel in Las Vegas that opened in June 1956, the casino was added in October 17th, 1956, and until the building was violently destroyed and murdered by Implosion Gangsters (they are known as CDI (Controlled Demolition Inc)) on December 31st, 1996, to make way for the new resort, Hacienda 2.0 Mandalay Bay

Owners[edit | edit source]

  • Warren Bayley (until 1964)
  • Judy Bayley (1964–71)
  • Joan Rashbrook and Calvin Magleby (1972)
  • Allen R. Glick and Eugene Fresch (1972–77)
  • Argent Corporation (1974–77)
  • Paul Lowden (1972–95)
  • Circus Circus Enterprises (1995–96) (who deployed the Implosion Gangsters to blow up the hacienda on december 31st 1996 because Circus Circus had enough of The Hacienda's bullshit9

Construction and promotion[edit | edit source]

The Hacienda Airlines, most deadliest friendliest airlines ever

It was initially began as a most shittiest hotel-casino project called Hacienda Lady Luck, it was planned by Adair in 1954. The hotel portion opened in June 1956, and with the LETS GO GAMBLING casino opened in October 17th, 1956.

Shortly after the hotel opened, Bayley formed Hacienda Airlines, promotes the hacienda and offering packages that included transportation from LA to the FUCKING Hacienda. There have been plane crashes throughout The Hacienda Airlines had flown in 150K people, after the 1960. The flights fucking stopped in 1962.

Also, the hacienda offered the "Hacienda Holiday" that lasted from December 1956/7 to January 1957/8

Final years[edit | edit source]

The Circus Circus Enterprises had enough of The Hacienda, so the Enterprises decide to deploy the CDI (Controlled Demolition Inc to violently murder the hacienda in a worst and most gruesome way possible

In its final years, the Hacienda was owned by Lowden through his company, Sahara Gaming Corporation. The resort fucking struggled as new megaresorts were opened nearby the hacienda, including the Excalibur (1990) and the Luxor (1993), both owned by Circus Circus Enterprises. (it's a sign of the hacienda gonna get murdered and tortured)


The Hacienda closed in December 1st, 1996, causing the Implosion Gangsters to show up out of nowhere and had a plan to destroy the hacienda in mid-december 1996, but end up delayed to Day 31st. And that day, 47 people were stuck inside while the hacienda was closed

Public execution of the Hacienda (aka Celebration over the Hacienda being brutally tortured)[edit | edit source]

“There may be a long-shaped building that will fall down soon”

The Public Execution of The Hacienda by using Weapons of mass destruction (Circus Circus Enterprises deploys the Implosion Gangsters to pwn The Hacienda brutally, December 31st, 1996 (where the fun begins at 0:33 timestamp, actual time is December 31st, 1996 at 8:59:20 PM PST (TW: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE (Building Collapse, A splode mix (Implosion and Explosion), Fires, Flames, Destruction, Sacrifice, Cheering, Violence)))
You wanna go inside of this building in the middle of this public execution? well, you will get burned easily by scorching flames of the damned hell and you will die and fall by a collapse! You better hope/pray to God for escape the building before it collapses!


On December 31st, 1996 (hacienda's last day, there will be super extremely intensely brutally tortured by explosives and fires stuff), many people gather on the south strip before 8:53 PM, and on 8:53:15 PM PST, a 6 minute fireworks show begins, stopping at 8:59:15 PM PST and causing the Implosion gangsters to approach the hacienda, then and on 8:59:20 PM PST The Implosion Gangsters began beating up and gang up the hacienda in a most diabolical way possible very hard with BIG BOOMS (The hacienda didnt collapsed yet that time), then followed by the Hacienda's windows being bursted by the glorious flames of violence hell mingled with the big booms from the hands of Implosion Gangsters at 8:59:43 PM PST and burning 10 people to casualty (6 died, 4 injured (the 4 whose injured by a hellflame will die by a collapse soon)) on that time, and leading to a glorious violent FUCKING COLLAPSE section-by-section (turning buildings into an atom and dust) at 8:59:49.520 PM PST and killing 38 people inside the building as they tried to escape on that time. Then followed by the final FUCKING EXPLOSION of the middle section at 9:00:00 PM, leading to the collapse of the middle section (to clear the way for Mandalay Bay- wait a minute, the remaining part of the building didn't fucking fall down, ah shit imma demolish the remaining part tomorrow) and 2 people fell and died on that time (thankfully, there's a sole survivor who escaped the hacienda before 8:59:50 PM), then people cheered over a GOD DAMN public execution (that's called a SACRIFICE, this is why Las Vegas Implosions are known as public executions of buildings), thankfully the porte-cochere was wasn't destroyed, and 15 seconds after 9:00:00 PM (the time where Final Explosion occured), the fireworks came again for like several minutes. This is an infamous public execution event that aired in every news television worldwide, known as The Hacienda Implosion.

Casualties In The Public Execution[edit | edit source]

  • Deaths = 46 (6 (died in a hellflame) + 38 (crushed, fall and died in a collapse of the sections) + 2 (fell and died during the collapse of middle section)
  • Survivors = 1 (was injured by booms and a hellflame)
The Hacienda during it's EXTREME public execution (by building collapse), as viewed from the I-15. Look how the final explosion will hellishly occur just after the section-section buildings fucking brutally killed!
On a cloudy morning of January 1st, 1997, before 2 pm, the demolition crew had a plan to pwn the remaining portion with the god damn wrecking ball. The remaining portion will fall down directly to man, causing the man to die. And also, see this picture but with facts

The Aftermath of the Public Execution[edit | edit source]

On December 31st, 1996 on approx 0915ish PM (just 15 minutes after the hacienda's execution), many people (including news reports) reported that the remaining south end of the building didn't fall down, then the next day (January 1st, 1997) on a crisp, cold and cloudy day, The demolition team had a plan to demolish the remaining standing building by using a wrecking ball. Then on 2 pm, the demolition crew began to wreck the fuck down the remaining portion with a wrecking ball, then... PWN! the remaining finally fell down to death. And now its time to clear the damn way for Mandalay Bay!

See also[edit | edit source]