The Final Countdown

Alright, guys! It's the 266th Final Countdown!

Woo! It's a cold September evening, approaching eight o'clock and there are 10,000 people out here! All ready to count in the final countdown. OKAY! Let's get the crowd warmed up! Let's see who can shout loudest shall we? Kids - on the count of three, I want you to yell "LETS COUNT DOWN!" Okay?

3... 2... 1...

KIDS: LET'S COUNT DOWN!!!!

Oh, that was pretty poor! Well actually, it was pretty damn loud, but I have to waste some time here. Therefore, we should try that again. Are you ready?

KIDS: YES!!!

Alright! I'll count down to the countdown after 3 again. 3...2...1...Countdown! 3... 2... 1...

KIDS: LET'S COUNT DOWN!!!

Wohza my shit! That was loud! Sorry, excuse my French. But can the adults do better, huh? Let's find out. On the count of 3, adults, I want you to prepare to yell after I then count down again. Okay.

3... 2... 1... Are you ready? 3... 2... 1...

FEW SELECT ADULTS: Let's Countdown.

OK, I think the kids definitely won that one.

Anyway

OOH, pretty lights. Not too close, now. Kids, stay away. That's too close. Kids, back up! Kids? KIDS!

Anyway, GUESS WHAT? We are almost ready for the countdown. It is 7:59, guys, so it's time for the PENULTIMATE COUNTDOWN!

KIDS (+ 2 SLIGHTLY TIPSY ADULTS): WOO! YEAH!

Shall we all count in the penultimate countdown together? OK, after 10, the PENULTIMATE COUNTDOWN will begin.

Oh, can I also announce that any donations to the Dogs Trust are welcomed, and will the parents of Nico Druziako please pick him up from the lost and found. Yeah, we know he's a twat, but you can't just dump him on us.

Alright, the fireworks are ready, here comes the countdown to the penultimate countdown.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

PENULTIMATE COUNTDOWN! 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

The Final Countdown

Okay, it's the time you've all been waiting for. The bonfire is lit, the burgers are roasting, the music is playing and we are ready. Everybody...

It's Time...

For the FINAL COUNTDOWN.

Everybody join in. We'll start after 3, okay. Let's make it a big one. Make it loud. There's 11,423 of us here! 3... 2... 1...

10...

9...

8...

Well, this is so totally exciting. By the way, if you want to get a hot dog, I'd go now, while its quiet.

7...

6...

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

ZERO!!!

Wowzaroonie! They were some fireworks. And another notice...Will the person who threw his clothes on the bonfire please report to the police at the edge of the field. Thanks.

So. Well, that was fun now guys! You can go home now. Don't forget to donate! Anyway, see you tomorrow. Same time, same place, for The Dogs Trust Final Countdown! Enjoy September the 23rd.