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Hello, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. My name is Jimbo. I wanted to let you know that, while it is ok to beat and attack live horses, beating and attacking dead horses is strictly against Uncyclopedia policy. Spambots are the sole dead horses you can beat. If it's a mistake, that's ok, just note that you shouldn't do it again. If it was on purpose, please don't do it again. Again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and just leave those dead horse alone. Thanks! ~~~~