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Of course, randomness plays a role in the process of natural selection as it applies to species.
In fact, I was thinking of letting it play Frodo... but that idiot Peter Jackson overruled me.

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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be destroyed.

~ Professor Moriarty

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Fate laughs at probabilities. You know, because probabilities are pretty funny.

~ E.G. Bulwer-Lytton

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When things aren't quite going my way, I like to just sit down for a while in a nice,
comfortable chair, relax, listen to some Mozart, and plot my terrible revenge.

~ Ashlee Simpson

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Chance doesn't mean meaningless randomness, but historical contingency. This happens rather than
that, and that's obviously why I keep getting arrested for public lewdness.

~ John Polkinghorne

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Random? Hardly! You start with a seed number and there's a succession algorithm that combines it
with a polynomial to generate a defined sequence. Nothing random about that!

~ Tedious Computer Geek No. 43,573

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This quote was selected at random. So how did it just happen to know you were going to read it?
Have you ever considered that this may not be a coincidence?

~ Billions and Billions of Carl Sagans

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The randomness of chance is, perchance, random. Or so says Mr. Ness, of Chance, New Jersey.

~ Edgar Cayce

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All is random, but very little of that is actually worth reading.

~ Truman Capote

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The interesting thing about being interested in random things is that there's
nothing to be interested in, if you're only a random thing.

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Journey with me now to a land where time has stood still, all is random,
shapeless, without form, and nobody is a god-damned Trekkie.

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Damn, I hate warts. I really do. Warts are just the worst thing ever, worse than painful glandular swelling,
worse than boils in random, embarrassing places, worse even than this quote.

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When I invented the internet, I decided I wanted things to happen sort of randomly, and for it
to be, you know... fun. So at the same time, I invented wiki admins.

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Hacking into randomly-selected computer systems is easy. It's getting that axe out of there that's hard,
especially if it gets wedged into something really solid, like a steel rack case.

~ 0x80

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Beware ye, all those who would defy the law given unto us by the hand of God, who would
sin randomly against thy maker, or who would listen to J-Lo CD's.

~ God's brother-in-law, Ralph

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It isn't just quotes that are random; it's society, it's civilization, it's humanity. It's life itself.
So don't lecture to me about whether or not I'm justified in robbing your liquor store.

~ The guy who's robbing your liquor store

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Someone once said, "Wherever you go, there you are." As it turns out, that's not true. The correct wording
should be, "Wherever you go, you're watched by randomly-selected agents of the Bush Administration."

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My name is Ken. It was chosen for me at random, but I'm not ashamed to admit that; my name has always been Ken,
and will always be Ken. Ken, Ken, Ken. And I'll bet right now you're thinking, God, I hate that name.

~ Ken

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lol penis u suk cox!!

~ Some AOL vandal

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If we do the UnQuotable, will it make us feel crazy?

~ Alicia Keys

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I was just typing random characters into my web browser's address box the other day, and I came across this
site that was giving away free iPods. I smashed the computer monitor immediately, but you see, that's when
I realized you have to get the CPU; the monitor is just a peripheral.

~ Some Gamer

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