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| + | *'''[[Template:Recentnews|Recentnews]]''' gets punted off the [[Main Page]] due to its dangerously high levels of [[awesome]]ness having [[mutant|mutagenic]] effects on regular visitors. |
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| − | *Uncyclopedia is flooded with incredibly boring, cliché and annoying headlines. |
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| + | *The '''[[Zork]]''' game has been expanded to allow four more Treasures of Zork to be obtained. Also, [[penis]]. |
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| − | *The Gospel of Judas reveals that Matthew and the other disciples were damned liars. |
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| + | *An astremely astonishing asperiment has show that acessive asposure to '''Strong Bad Zone''' has an astraordinarily affect on grammar. |
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| − | *A Android by the name of [[Mary McGrath]] is [[Pwned]] by a [[Dildo]] |
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*MPAA releases all crappy movies to public domain. Blockbuster goes tits-up. |
*MPAA releases all crappy movies to public domain. Blockbuster goes tits-up. |
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| − | *Microsoft gets a script for [[Viagra]], changes name to Microhard-as-fucking-nails |
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| − | *Cows have been shown to eat people! |
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| − | *[[Eurogamer]] gets no mention on [[Uncyclopedia]]. |
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Revision as of 12:33, 11 April 2006
- Recentnews gets punted off the Main Page due to its dangerously high levels of awesomeness having mutagenic effects on regular visitors.
- The Zork game has been expanded to allow four more Treasures of Zork to be obtained. Also, penis.
- An astremely astonishing asperiment has show that acessive asposure to Strong Bad Zone has an astraordinarily affect on grammar.
- MPAA releases all crappy movies to public domain. Blockbuster goes tits-up.