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500,000,000 users? Fuck you all for abandoning me.
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User:Lyrithya Chicken. Mmm... Chicken...
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That guy You looking at me? Hey, you looking at me?!
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Myspace Now you know how I feel...
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One day in college, I got bored. Really bored. This was back when it was still Web 1.0, when porn was only available in pictures, which isn't half as good as the videos, know what I mean? So then I decided to pretend to lead these two complete asses on by making a dating site form them so they could get layed easily. But, deep down, I'm a troll. An awesome one. So, while they thought I was getting them cheap sex, I was really making the most awesomest site of awesomeness EVER! When they found out, they got pissed. But, thanks to my brilliant ways in trolling in real life as well, I had taken all the necessary precautions to make sure that I was in the black. They raged, epically, meaning my succesful trolling tactics had worked. However, little did I know that my succesful trolling would result in slaying Bebo and Myspace all at the same time!
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Mark Zuckerberg Plus, I'm now richer than you all! That's right! For every one of you who has ever signed up to facebook and seen one of those poorly made ads, I get played for it! You waste your lives on facebook and fail your exams while I'm living it big! lol!
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