Talk:You have two cows/17

Marriage: You have two cows. You share them with the love of your life. She had no cows to begin with but calls them her own. When one of them stops producing milk, she cooks it on the barbecue before you could tell her it was just hungry. It is now your fault you bought her a fake cow.

Marriage 2: You have two cows. You share them with the love of your life. She gives them to another guy who cooks them on the barbecue. She then gives you some bull.

Marriage 3: You have two cows. You share them with the love of your life. She feeds them and brushes them and pets them and loves them. She refuses to milk them because that's icky. She refuses to eat them because they have names. It is your job to clean up the manure.

142.166.80.83 17:44, December 30, 2011 (UTC)Patrick