Talk:YouTube

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I deleted everything that was in this article and started afresh. My goal is to promote YouTube as something which has bettered humanity, a brilliant invention by some of the smartest minds that ever existed, where each video has the brilliance of a thousand suns, and... well, you get the idea.

update: I've copied this page to my user page, so feel free to delete this page or make it redirect to the other youtube article. I'll try to combine what I have with the other article sometime in the future, when I feel like it.John1728 12:09, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

I totoally edited the images to link to articles!!! LOLOLOL -Gert5

GooTube image

Hi! I was shocked and bored about the fact that Google purchased YouTube and had the idea for the GooTube image. Since this is the best place for the image to be, I leave it with your article! But it required a little rewrite of the text - I hope you won't put a spell on me for that.

With best regards, --BlackInkWriter 09:05, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Just Brookers?

C'mon why not more YouTubers' article on here?

Because Uncyclopedia does not make a point of writing articles about random YouTube users and/or flaming them. I think you know where to go if that is what you are looking for.--Lieutenant Fish 17:14, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

You Tube Help:

How can I "embed" videos from you tube into an article such as the ones on here? example i want to embed this:

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gXChDGNj2hg&rel=1&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gXChDGNj2hg&rel=1&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

But it looks like that^ Please help! --Kosai 04:08, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Enemy propaganda

Unless I'm much mistaken, the middle schoolers who run Encyclopedia Dramatica already have something called "JewTube". This in itself is grossly inappropriate, but seeing it here on good old Uncyclopedia soil is a veritable tragedy! Within minutes, there will be one less image in this article. How it even got uploaded, I don't even want to know. --Lieutenant Fish 01:16, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Never mind one single image, the entire article looks like something from Encyclopedia Dramatica! something should be done about this... I might have a go at it myself. --Lieutenant Fish 15:10, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

2012 is the end of YouTube /watch?v=0HGG0spz2gI

Usage piechart (Mmm, pie)

Great job on the piechart to whoever put it on the page. But you forgot one segment: YOUTUBE POOP! Although, there are a lot of Poops in all those categories... Hey, if segment "YouTube Poop" was in the chart, how big a slice would it be? Probably >50%... --WackoMcGoose 16:39, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

lol

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

Get rid of the quotes

The article needs love. Lets chip off those unfunny quotes like the russian reversal and ocar wildey quote. They are not funny.

i love youtube and the funny cats so can i have a youtube map?

go! youtube! go[[Image:Example.jpg]]!

Thread spammers

I edited this thread a bit as the list of videos section had either the word "Poop", or "lol" in almost every entry, and in one case a conitnuation of said internet slang in an exaggerated consistency, claimed to be written by "g30rg3 bu5h @ ag3 5"

These annoyances were deleted immediately.

The Second Coming

nigahiga now has more subscribers then Fred. Since it won't let me edit the main page I would just like to point it out. Also can you make August 20th the annual Youtube day? Thanks ~ BGA

YouTube Easter Egg

I heard something on YouTube that if you try to log on, the message banner on the site will say "I call shenanigans".--Jtaylor1 20:39, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Hello i will tell u all the truth truth about youtube it all happend

Estoy de acuerdo

lo que yo queria, gracias

Translation

I agree

That's what I wanted, thanks.

Mensaje para el escritor:

Si estás en un wiki Inglés, por favor, habla Inglés, la mayoría de la gente no puede entender. También tendrá que firmar sus mensajes con "~~~~"

--B1K-- 02:46, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Eu sou um Editor Brasileiro, E consegui parodiar a Tela de Entrada do Youtube, alguns riram.

Alysson-A 16:32, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Moskau

The Video has been deleted but there is another version:

LOL

Typical Youtube video