Talk:World War I

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All of the installments in the World War film series[edit source]

First Installment: World War I.

Second Installment: World War II.

These are the future installments:

Spin-off of the First Installment: Russian Revolution

Standalone Sequel to Russian Revolution: Cold War

Spin-off of Cold War: Korean War

Sequel to Korean War: Vietnam War

Sequel to World War II: World War III

73.235.91.43 (talk) 05:46, 14 March 2021 (UTC)

I actually... bizarrely like this page. It's difficult to handle such a touchy subject but I think it was pulled off excellently. Though I'll never claim to have laughed at WWI, this article has an excellent take on the war, which was, by all definitions, trite and ridiculous. Kudos to the writers. 90.193.182.125 09:57, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

This is a really, really funny page

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Believe it or not, this is also a FA on the Wikipedia. Are there any other articles which are featured on both? i'd like to make a list. I'm kind of obsessive on lists. -Tritefantastic 01:38, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

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Can I just say, this article is so fucking hilarious!--99.191.109.68 00:28, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

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I agree with France's position[edit source]

I always knew France was a lagging force with no real purpose. But comedic relief is a good term for those militarily retarded Frenchies.

Actually, France was the leading allied force throughout the war, which explains why the most famous generals of the war happen to be French (Marshal Foch, Marshal d'Espèrey...). The French army was considered "invincible" after it, hence the surprise of their quick defeat in WW2, which today apparently shocks Americans more than anyone else, seeing how obsessed they are about it, mentioning it each time they hear the word "French" like WW2 is the only notable historic event. Americans seem to be very confused between WW1 and WW2. If you want to poke fun of a country which was constantly getting its ass kicked during WW1, look no further than Russia, Austro-Hungary, and of course, the Ottoman Empire... Thought you should know..


Review[edit source]

"World War I" was a great movie, and started the famous "World War" film duology. What especially excites me is that God has said that there may be a third installment in the series. The tale of WWI is packed with tragedy, drama, and suffering. When I watched this epic in theaters, I, along with many other viewers, wondered how downhill things would go after the Archduke was assassinated. And trench warfare is a very strange fictional concept which could become a shockingly horrific reality. The same can be said for U-boats. If you can handle lots of bloody violence in such a movie, this is definitely for you. But I prefer the sequel. It introduces Adolf Hitler, who turns out to be one of the greatest fictional villains of all time. 73.235.91.43 (talk) 04:05, 4 March 2021 (UTC)

So, I just finished re-watching the movie. I must admit, the Ottoman Empire was a very cruel fictional empire. Their genocide against the Armenians was very brutal, and we can't forget the part where Ottoman soldiers froze to death in the Caucasus Mountains trying to invade Russia. That was one of the most controversial scenes in the movie, but the violence in this film is nothing compared to the violence in its sequel. And I am very interested in the Russian Revolution spin-off. Not to mention, I almost forgot how long that trench system from the coast of France to Switzerland was. It was insanely long! And the scene where the Germans were close to Paris is one of the most suspenseful scenes in the history of cinema. Let's not forget about Germany invading Russia. I was on the edge of my seat wondering if the Germans would win. 73.235.91.43 (talk) 02:11, 5 March 2021 (UTC)