Talk:Warm piss water

If English beer is piss water, then it must have come from a dehydrated rhino on heat with diabetes to be that colour. All other world monoculture beers do however bear a stiking resemblance to gnat's micturation and have to be served cold to deaden the taste buds. I suspect that a large amount is infact recycled straight from the public house urinals and is responsible for the increasing problem of manboobs amongst the worlds remnant neanderthal population, in part due to high levels of oestrengentators also responsible for changing the sex of fish stocks.

So bollocks to you ignorant Antipodean or Antisceptic minge nibblers or what ever you are; go and piss in your boat.

--94.195.171.89 21:13, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

You sir clearly have the makings of a fine Uncyclopedian. Create an account. Start typing. In the articles is best... Maybe you could write something about American beer? MrN 21:30, Aug 25

I've incorporated 94.195.171.89's fine writing into the page itself. When HELPME noms it and it gets featured you, sir, will receive half-credit along with myself and the IP who started the page. HELPME is a fine gentleman, and a caretaker of IP's everywhere. Aleister sans chains 22:27 10 5 MMX

This person must make an account. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!!!! --SadisticWolf 16:48, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

They were a one time-and gone user. Lost to us but not, hopefully, to the world. Al sans chains 16:57 14 5 MMX