Talk:Tour de France

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  • Sabotages
  • Someones bike frame was sawn thro
  • tacks
  • poisoned bidons
  • dogs trained to make the riders fall
  • team cars driving into rivals
  • Lance watering down Pantani's epo.
  • team radios playing Celine Dion to cause crashes
  • Thomas Voeckler tearing a facial muscle while grimacing and winning the stage with a ridiculous looking face