Talk:Sunderland

This is the talk page for discussing improvements to Sunderland. This is also a forum for spreading libelous rumors about the article's subject. This is not a forum for general discussion about what you did last night. We have the Village Dump for things like that.
Please sign and date your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~). Put new text under old text. Click here to start a new topic. New to Uncyclopedia? Welcome! Ask questions, get answers.	Be Civil Assume Bad Faith Don't Be A Dick No Cyberbullying	Article policies How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid Satirical point of view Verifiability vs. Complete Bollocks

changed it around

seems to be a target for offensive stuff to people from sunderland rather than anything funny. 217.43.59.16 11:14, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Most probably wrote by some stupid fuck from newcastle. Maybe it should be completly rewrote, as I'm from this city, and i'm all for a joke, but seriously, I am so jealous of the lucky Newcastle folk it just makes we want to strangle the first beautiful person i see in a Newcastle strip. I have lived in Sunderland all my life and I must agree with all of the comments. I truly wish I could move to Newcastle but wouldn't be able to afford it on my dole money.

Shut your mouth, you filthy little bastard.

I go to Newcastle to drink as there is no where worth going in Sunderland and you have to admit, for a mass-produced beer, Newcastle is pretty delicious. pillow talk 11:43, March 24, 2011 (UTC)