Talk:Streets of Laredo

As I walked out in the streets of Uncyclopedia

As I walked out in Uncyclopedia one day,

I spied a young user, all wrapped in IP linen

Wrapped up in IP linen and loud as Dice Clay.

"I see by your outfit, that you are a user."

These words he did say as I slowly walked by.

"Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story,

For I'm blocked, and today I must eat pie."

"'Twas once in the saddle I used to go trolling,

'Twas once in the saddle I used to go gay.

First down to Socky's, and then to the Puppy-house,

Got blocked in the breast, and I'm eating pie today."

"Oh, beat the cowbell slowly and play the noob lowly,

And play the penquin's march as you carry me a thong

Take me to VFD, and lay the no votes o'er me,

For I'm a young user and I know I've done wrong."

"Get six jolly users to carry my stories,

Get six pretty whores to bear up my cock.

Put bunches of roses all over my user page

Roses to smell up the IPs as they flock."

"Then swing your rope slowly and rattle your spurs lowly,

And give a wild whoop as you carry me along;

And in VFD throw me and roll the votes o'er me.

For I'm a young user and I know I've done wrong."

"Go bring me a cup, a cup of warm whiskey.

To tingle my parched lips", the user then said.

Before I returned, he had logged out,

And gone to VFD - the user was Fredd.

We beat the cowbell slowly and played the noob lowly,

And bitterly laughed as we tore him a new thong.

For we love our comrade, so brave, young and handsome,

We all love our comrade, although he'd done wrong.