Talk:Russian Ocean

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nice try I am dreaming about American Ocean.

• bored*

I wanna swim in American Ocean. first nax.

• swimmer*

I agree, and I know the perfect place for it. --Rcmurphy 01:38, 20 May 2005 (EDT)

~ ha ha, that's great, those beaches look a bit sharp though. User:ninebucks

in soviet russia, ocean swims in you!!!

Let's try to slow down global warming to save our Russian friends by 1. Turn off this damn computer you're using and 2. Stop living modern human lives. Heck, the Chinese release more carbon emissions into the atmosphere than the USA does, and the Hindu Indians are no better than the "green" European Union countries. Well...all the self-guilt ridden white environmentalistwackos praised the Native Americans who wore buffalo fur, slash-and-burned trails and hunted beluga whales. If the polar ice caps continue to melt, not only the Russian landmass (one-sixth of the landmass) is gone, so are we. + PotatoSmut 06:15, 5 April 2009 (UTC)