Talk:Rock, Paper, Scissors
Ultimate RPS... that seems almost like it belongs in the un-uncyclopedia... way too informative!
I'm far too lame to do this myself. But this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_paper_scissors#General_Strategies needs linking somewhere. I'm not sure if this game needs parodying.
Paper does beat rock[edit source]
You know how whiny people try to explain that rock beats paper by punching you in the face. Well, I sort of blocked his punch with my already open hand, snapped his wrist with a twist, and slapped him with my other "paper". While he was distracted by my otherwise weak combat plan, I kneed him in the balls. While he was on the ground writhing in pain, I told him, "See, Paper does beat rock, you pussy." Perhaps this is funnier than the "Rock Beats Paper" joke 68.175.1.48 00:37, 19 November 2007 (UTC) Hed Leeman, who is tired of this not very funny rock beats paper joke