Talk:River Phoenix

I hate to overwrite your article and to explain a joke, but...

• "A river runs through it." River Phoenix was to play the Brad Pitt role in the movie.
• Phoenix is a city in Arizona, USA bordered by Scottsdale.
• River Phoenix's siblings are Joaquin, Rain, Liberty, and Summer.
• Rain is in a band called "Papercrane", which I assume sucks or "stinks" like the sulfur from a paper mill.
• Joaquin had made some inane comment about frogs eating his brain.
• River Phoenix had several drugs in his system when he died at the Viper Room: heroin ("Persian Brown"), marijuana, cough syrup, and cocaine.
• River Phoenix appeared in the movie "Stand By Me". Which featured a scene with private-eating leeches and a dead body near a body of water.
• River Phoenix also appeared in the movie "Own Private Idaho".

Feel free to edit, I don't care. Sid Precious 23:41, 10 June 2007 (UTC)