Talk:Rhode Island

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What about..

what about the Big Blue Bug that protected Rhode Island from the British and killed a the monster that ate detroit. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.9.223.94 (talk • contribs)

• I'm going to make this brief, just like Rhode Island: Idiot!!! It was a three-headed chameleon! Read a history book every once in a while! – Preceding unsigned comment added by DiZ (talk • contribs)

• Yes, but in Rhode Island there is no three-headed chameleon but there actually is a big blue bug! Haven't you seen dumb and dumber? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.226.85.236 (talk • contribs)

The joke has been used.

"Welcome to Rhode Island. Thanks for visiting Rhode Island.

– Preceding unsigned comment added by The Linkifier (talk • contribs)