Talk:My bikini diet
Suggestions[edit source]
It's Lucyfer. Here are some suggestions that I have came up with.
I have fourteen days to lose ten pounds. My doctor recommended a simple diet to help me fit into my bikini before my trip to Miami; where I could take my top off and all of the guys would cum all over me. If I want to have fun and see some action I am going to have to follow it. For Breakfast I had:
Low fat bland yoghurt Whole grain toast with bananas and applesauce Half a banana Half a glass of grapefruit juice Took some sibutramine-induced pills
I was amazed with myself. I prepared it on my own and at it. It was fabulous. I ate nothing more. For lunch, I ate:
Brown rice with a scoop of dead baby
The other half of the banana
Black Coffee with Venomous and overly expired soy milk
It wasn't my favourite lunch, because it tasted awful but it was okay; since I puked in the toilet which also makes me skinnier than before. I really feel good about myself. I think my workmates notice that I am already loosing weight.
For dinner I had:
A lamb cutlet A baked potato with a teaspoon of I Can't Believe It's Not Woman's Vaginal Butter Soy chocolate chip butter snaps
I was only suuposed to have two butter snaps but I had two and a half. I lost half a pound today. If I keep it up...I will be on the beach in my smoking bikini! With my big boobies!
That's just my idea though since I can't really come up with much. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 18:00, August 3, 2011 (UTC)
Changes[edit source]
Nice changes so far guys. Lucifer...I like how you are always thinking of adding dirty and or sexual things. When you do it though...you might think about substituting the words that you use with a phrase or something else: For instance instead of (cumming all over me) you might want to say (will explode instantly in their pants). We get the same effect, we know whats happening, but we dont have to use explicit language, and its also funnier that way (at least in my opinion).