Talk:Matthew

Matthew is an ancient rug with an animal head that's beginning to show signs of decomposition. Everyone cannot help but step on it during Grandfather's tea parties, and whenever somebody comments on how ugly the animal rug is, it's the animal that made the comment first. 24.9.193.230 (talk) 22:01, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

@24.9.193.230: what? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Microsoft for POTUS (talk • contribs)