Talk:Kryptonite (Earth element)

For anyone interested in editing this article, please be aware that the colors of Kryptonite are all represented in the comic book, and the effects listed are direct spoofs off of them. Also, I tried to keep a pretty consistant matching of Superman characters and real life messiahs.

• Green = Pain/Death
• Red = Strange power / mutation (third eye, invisibility, etc)
• Gold = power stripping
• Blue = Makes 'bizzaro' superman speak like a regular person
• Pink = gay
• Black = split evil version
• Purple spotted = made Krypto the super dog chase his own tale
• Jesus = Superman
• Zod = David Koresh
• Book of Lois Lane = Book of Mary Magdaline
• Religious dogmatic canon = comic book universe canon

Please consider using similar symbolic replacement if you are making additions or edits to this page. This will keep the humor consistant in this article.