Talk:Kim Il-sung

Kim Il Sung was invented by Japanese Company Samsung in the year 2010. Samsung issued a recall for Kim Il Sung in 2013 due to a malfunction in its code resulting in it peeing on frogs at 12:32 PM. IN 2014 a redesigned model of Kim Il Sung was released again after fixing the problem.

IN 1980 the DPRK decided to buy Kim Il Sung in Bulk due to high demand of humans in the country to replace it's Turtles that spoke German.

He was replaced with a large statue of Toucan Sam in the year 1882 in the town of Saint-Tropes France. IT RESULTEd in Samsung declaring war on France and Kellogs shortly after, Bombardment of the Kellogs headquarters started in December of the same year.

Hyundai made an offer to buy the sub brand of asian dictators from samsung in 1999 but was out bidded by TATA mortors for $340,000,000,000,000,000 and 3 chicken nuggs. Kim Il Sung later gained self awareness and killed all other versions of himself and then proceded to deport himself to Nepal where he now lives a peaceful life in a cave in the Himalayas, his favourite pass time at the moment is skinning people.