Talk:Hinduism

dont we discuss on uncyclopedia.Nidhishsinghal 18:28, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

sure we do. just that owing to paucity of funds, the lag on the overloaded uncyclopedia server is awfully long. responses can take up to a month or two (depending on the speed of your connection)-- mowgli 05:31, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

made it less factual, more lolpics recommended though. Tt22 02:04, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Who are these shmuks anyway? Don't look kosher to me! -Rabbi Chaim

why do you hindus do this [1]

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If you were a hindu would you eat a cow?

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I'd eat a cow even if I was a cow

I'd eat a cow even if it would kill me

I'd eat a cow even if it was the incarnation of Jesus himself

I fucken hate cows

Thou shall kill cows

WTF hindus don't eat beef but they drink cow urine

There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 04:11, 1 February 2013.

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Would look better this way

If you were a hindu would you eat a cow?

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

I'd eat a cow even if I was a cow

I'd eat a cow even if it would kill me

I'd eat a cow even if it was the incarnation of Vishnu himself

I fucken hate cows

Thou shall kill cows

WTF hindus don't eat beef

No thank you, I am a f*!@$en vegetarian

I eat meat, but I do not beef

This is so offensive

There were 2 votes since the poll was created on 04:11, 1 February 2013.

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Include in the intro

(officially: Hinderism)