Talk:Heresy
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Original version[edit source]
Heresy is a popular disco dance move, involving multiple dancers doing thrusting movement of their pelvic regions repeatedly in a single-file line to the beat of the music or song. Many amateurs have injured themselves while attempting this legendary style of dance.
The Heresy was an instantly famous dance move that spread across the western coast within a week. In disco clubs and temples throughout the land, people were girating constantly; many of the times, the dancer found themselves with a shattered pelvis by the end of the night and a sore colon.
The Heresy was banned in 1992, along with all other disco dances, cults and factions and is now considered a first degree felony.
- The Twist, The Twitch, The Tork were also banned dance moves. Oh and the Iron Lotus. Nacky (talk) 04:27, 17 December 2025 (UTC)
A New Beginning[edit source]
Hey, Mr. IP address, sorry I completely blew your version away. I'd been working on my version for a couple of days, though, and (naturally) I think it's better. Your version has nothing whatsoever to do with heresy, and frankly, you could take what you wrote and stick it just about anywhere. In Uncyclopedia, I mean. So that's what I recommend if you want to keep your content alive somewhere.--Ahmed the Jewess 00:00, 6 May 2005 (EDT)