Talk:Europan hookmouth

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I really hope the Europan hookmouth isn't a hoax.

It's been said that the Europan hookmouth is a hoax, but I really hope that's not true. Besides (and I am going to sound very much like a conspiracy theorist regarding what I'm about to say), the government is the government. They've covered up secret things in the past.

Sure, all those sites say the hookmouth is a hoax. But you also have to remember that the government has jurisdiction over sites on the Internet, including the ones that say the Europan hookmouth is a hoax. So you can't really trust the sites.

Of course, there's a big possibility that the Europan hookmouth isn't a hoax and the government isn't lying, but if they are...you wouldn't know.

(I used to be a big conspiracy theorist and that period of my life ended, although there are some traces of the conspiracy theorist I was before, as can be seen from what I said on this talkpage. Although conspiracy theorists don't think they're conspiracy theorists, so I guess I'm...mostly not a conspiracy theorist?)  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 17:22, 6 August 2025 (UTC)