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This stuff brings back memories. I was classified with hyperactivity, what ADD used to be called. The mild high kept you from needing the high caused by running around like a chicken with its head cut off. My mom thought it was a tranquilizer and made me take it before bed. She had an important meeting and took some to help calm her down. She was hyper during the meeting, for the rest of the day and couldn’t sleep. “I would close my eyes, plan the entire next day in a matter of seconds and have them pop open again. I did this most of the night.” No shit, welcome to my world mom. At least she stopped making me take it in the evening. Verp 23:07, 13 March 2008 (UTC)