Talk:Cyprus

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Don't Just Abuse[edit source]

This article is good but don't just be abusive, be funny. Saying "ps turks suck" is not funny guys.


Random People Saying Stuff[edit source]

Ooo, good one! I like this article muchly. --OEJ

Hey what about the Turkish Cypriots. We´re people too, and according to the Cyprus Republic pseudo-people living in a pseudo state but become real citizens if we cross the Green Line so I guess that´s our claim to peopleness. Eh?- Halil(Tenghri)

hehe[edit source]

hhheheheh weeellll tht business online thingy since BC2000 is 200% TRUE!! I would add more actully.. hehehe--82.145.250.109 03:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)(live in cyprus but not cypriot)

Anti turk vandal[edit source]

some anti- turk ass hole is vandalising this page Im going to fix it till hes banned

rubnbish[edit source]

this article sucks. how about some funny jokes?


Actually i like turkey/greece/cyprus articles here. Not "really"insulting for anyone :) correct me if im wrong

a foreigner =[edit source]

I don't really understand what your problem is with this article. This halumi or halim island sucks. period! And everyone with a sense of humour would understand this article

The Pushto Ingleso tax[edit source]

nice one.

Too Political[edit source]

Sorry guys, but I think this is too political, something 99% of the world doesn't think is funny. I mean "anything Greece can do we can do... also", that's funny. Saying their prez is a fasicst, blah, blah, blah; not really funny. Mr.X8 04:26, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Cypriot women[edit source]

You forgot to mention their favorite accessories: Fake designer handbags and sunglasses for those that can't afford them but can't be seen that they come from a less affluent family. Those that can however, or better, those whose daddy can, prefer to contrast their platinum blonde dye and plastered/powdered faces with a dark-colored Mercedes, BMW or Audi convertible.

New article to link to[edit source]

You need to link to the The English School Nicosia article ASAP