Talk:Bruce Lee

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I am not sure all of theese things are true about bruce lee. but some of them are.

At the very least 90% true.[edit source]

I studied along side Bruce for many years and have witness most of these events.

IT AIN'T UGLY NO MORE BITCHES[edit source]

HELL YEAH NIGGA

Siblings[edit source]

Why not include a section on his brothers, Serious Lee and Ree Lee?

Added see also links.. So why not add infos on a seperate article?

Paris Hilton=[edit source]

...is not a man!

How Bruce Lee died.[edit source]

Igod told me the truth.

Me: How did Bruce Lee die?

God: Carefully.


he died form Haruhi Suzumiya

she got bored of him because he couldnt make any more moveis in time

For the Last damn time[edit source]

Chuck Norris is INFERIOR to Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris fanboys should go away and stop editing this article. If you cannot accept that Bruce Lee has kicked Chuck Norris's ass, please edit the Chuck Norris article. -- The previous unsigned comment was left by 24.189.178.102 on 19:48, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Chuck Norris is SUPERIOR to Bruce Lee. Chuck norris is the most powerful beeing in the universe one roundhouse kick and chinkboy's dead! -- The previous unsigned comment was left by 83.132.147.158 on 21:41, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
Get over it already, that Chuck Norris shit was never funny. You probably never heard of him until all of those unfunny "facts" showed up all over the internet. And "chinkboy"? You racist. Roman Dog Bird 03:48, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
Bruce trained Chuck, Chuck also carried Bruce's coffin--Not here right now 22:09, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm too lazy to too look up whether this is true or not (I guess it sounds plausible), but that hardly has anything to do with the complete and utter unfunniness of the Chuck Norris "Facts". When will it end? --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:44, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

lol u know chuck norris got killed by bruce lee right? he just raped him in an ally way while a cat was watching

Last time I checked, Bruce Lee is dead, and Chuck Norris is alive at the moment. What kind of bizzare fantasy world are you living in, my friend? --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 22:44, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

that cat is now holy

oh and HARUHI SUZUMIYA FTW

"quick facts" section[edit source]

I removed it in one of the edits I did on the article today, just because most of the content was dumb. But if some creative person has some funny "fast/quick facts" they'd like to put in it, I think that'd help the article not suck so much. Mister Victim (talk) 07:07, July 31, 2010 (UTC)