Talk:Broccoli

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Broccoli is actually a species of land dwelling sea horse. If you lie next to a ripe broccoli bush it will lay eggs in your hair causing baldness, a process which is known to take up to 6o years in men and even longer in women.– Preceding unsigned comment added by 84.51.145.179 (talk • contribs)