Talk:Britney Spears

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Stuff On The Future Section[edit source]

This is funny, but the picture goes too far. That girl (i know he's gay and all) has gone through everything bad possible.

--Lexgroh 9/27/2009

Jester[edit source]

Content-free? I thought it was funny. Hell. --Jester 08:32, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

omg at the pathetic fanbot, go to wiki if you wanna write that crap. This was funny b4 you got to it, you wacko, you should be reported.. Ironocally, it was much more true then too

her looks, her songs, or her assests (squishy and large)[edit source]

her looks, her songs, or her assests? i would definitely say the 3rd choice she only looks hot and is famous now because of it!

Discography[edit source]

Hillarious! They're all Ween albums! Roman Dog Bird 18:36, 21 June 2007 (UTC)


fuck man someone needs to mention the word White Trash.

Yo, son, that's TWO words! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:28, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

What about her parents?[edit source]

We should say thet her father is Hitler and her mother is Liza Minelli. BHMMF 06:12, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

We shouldn't say that, because it makes no sense and is random. What do either of these people have to do with the subject in question? Is this what it's like to be 14 or something, I forget (and it's only been 4 years! God damn, time flys). Seriously, Tinkywinkyisgay (and you definately are him. Call me crazy, call me paranoid, call me a guy who needs to go to sleep because it's 2:30 AM and I would like to go to sleep (I am crazy)), this is one of the many reasons why you have been banned so many times from here. The fact that you aren't funny. It's kind of minor in comparison to the other shit you've pulled (well, not really, since your unfunniness spawned some truly horrible articles that we have since gotten rid of. A big factor, of course.), but Christ, give it a rest, will you? God, I need to shut up. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 06:35, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
I really hate myself sometimes. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 05:38, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
I know. We could say her mother is Hitler and her father is Liza Minelli! Now that would be funny! At least it might be if you were drunk and hadn't slept for three days. I could help edit this, but I almost think I've done too much editing lately. I keep forgetting about something I'm supposed to be doing. Going to work? Studying? Sleeping? Getting drunk? Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:51, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
A combination of all four? --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 20:51, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
Yes! That's it! Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:15, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

why do they keep killing her?[edit source]

why? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 107.191.63.151 (talk • contribs)