Talk:Being cut off in the middle of a sentence

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Could anyone tell me why nearly all of the sentences in this article are c-

Because, the speakers didn't have enough time to-

I think you mean writers, that would be mo-

No, it was typed with a sten-

Ma- --EMC ^[TALK] 05:05, 12 July 2007 (UTC)