Talk:BDSM

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This article used to be WAY funnier. MUCH, much funnier. The old version (I didn't write it) had nothing to do with actual BDSM, but instead stated that BDSM stood for some sort of image compression technology and that any and all files you encountered with "BDSM" in the subject line should be downloaded immediately, because they were the best.

It was fuggin' hilarious, if that's believable.

Anyway, it's dead now. Per the huff log, a redirect-only version of the page bit the dust during FFW, and one wonders if a simple revert couldn't have alleviated that. Nevertheless, the page as it stands now... sucks... seriously.... - - - Dr. Yamanote 04:27, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

This article would be so much better if it was about BDSM standing for something completely innocent, like something about dancing bunnies or something.

Agreed - and to be honest, it'd be funnier if it was more accurate but warped, or completely innocent like the OP says. As it stands, its abit sad really. Including the bit about 'things like consentual sex where irrevalant'. Tis just abit insulting rather than a good parody. 81.79.210.120 01:55, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

what a shit!

You DO realise that this is a spoof encyclopedia comedy website don't you? -- User:MHaille/sig

Reverted, THIS IS NOT A REAL ENCYCLOPEDIA! --67.142.130.49 22:09, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Bondidge

Page and that

For me this is a bit hard to read coz the text goes off to the right and doesnt wrap and start a new line. Jebend 16:33, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Page eye deer

I think that everyone should do a page about BDSM where it stands for the company Barry Dwight's Sewing Machines or the fictional album Baycity Dudes: Smooth Moves. Someone else should do it though. I'm not funny, and I don't want to look like I'm into bondage. Jebend 16:41, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm not into bondage

Honest. Jebend 16:41, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Alteration

This whole "fatter chicks" thing is pretty lame. Jokes are only funny when there's an element of truth to them, and this is just sadly presented.