Talk:American Dream

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<pre>-formatted (or space-prefixed) boxes[edit]

The text in these boxes does need to be set off in some way, but I don't think this is the right way to do it. And even if it is the right way to do it, the pre-formatted lines shouldn't be so long that they won't fit on a 1280x1024 monitor in fullscreen with the default fonts in IE and Safari (which they are).

I don't want to tamper with someone else's article while it's in the middle of VFH voting (especially since, as I said, it needs to be set off in some way and I'm not sure what way). But someone needs to fix this, because it's the only thing marring an otherwise-great article. --Falcotron 22:17, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for fixing it. As I said, I didn't want to tamper with it and have any chance of being responsible for this article not winning the vote. --Falcotron 03:26, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

I love this article very, very much[edit]

I just wanted to say. Wehpudicabok 04:01, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

I made the RATM quote.[edit]

Anybody get it? Those who do, do you like it? Barcode711 00:48, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Screw it, it wasn't in the spirit of the article. Deleted it. Barcode711 20:58, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

Perfection, in a word --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:05, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

I won't touch this article again for some time. If I do I'll wait till I've got good ideas. I may start a new article about the American Dream and the rest of the world to avoid altering the featured article. Proxima Centauri 15:31, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

A new slogan to advertise the USA, 2010's[edit]

The American Dream: Something only foreigners believe in. PotatoSmut 06:13, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

Great Scott![edit]

All this while i thought that:

  • American Dream is something you cannot have without a Green Card that you must apply for online and pay in American Dollars.
  • It is a dream but i have to learn english so that it turns out in america and not my Hokkien dialect from Taiwan.
  • It is getting easier because now the voters are mostly non-americans and even don't mind voting a kenyan's son into the White House.
  • You get it only by passing the acting exam in Hollywood. Then you do not have to try so hard finding a girlfriend with a car and a parking lot to make out.
- Red1 10:35, 26 December 2008 (UTC)