Emperor SBY of Indonesia

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Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono with presidental and military decorations (2nd period).png
SBY in full General's uniform
Emperor of Indonesia
In office
October 20, 2004 – October 20, 2014
DeputyJusuf Kalla (1st term, 2004–2009)
Boediono (2009–2014)
Preceded byEmperor Megawati of Indonesia
Succeeded byEmperor Jokowi of Indonesia
Personal details
Born
Political partyDemocratic Party
SpouseAni Yudhoyono
ChildrenAgus Harimurti Yudhoyono
Edhie Baskoro Yudhoyono
ResidenceMerdeka Palace.
OccupationPolitician, general.

Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, titled Emperor SBY of Indonesia is the 6th Emperor of Indonesia. He is an Emperor from a military background, from the Yudhoyono clan.

Reign (2004–2014)[edit | edit source]

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State development[edit | edit source]

It has been ten years since SBY first became the Emperor of the Indonesia since 2004. What is the achievement of a leader does not need to be rewarded because that is his job? Of course, the Emperor is paid to prosper the people, maintain security, etc. So if SBY or his party mentions his achievements later in the accountability hearing, the people should just act normally. And to commemorate the president's performance so far, let's see what he has done for this nation that you can actually do too.

Hitting the Gong[edit | edit source]

This activity has indeed become a routine for leaders in this beloved country, from the Emperor to the village, and is usually done to inaugurate something or start an event. But it seems that the emperor's frequency is more frequent, I even call him a gong-beating specialist. You can definitely do it, just hit it three times.

Play Guitar[edit | edit source]

Indonesians, on average, can't play the guitar, and I admit that SBY is indeed an expert in this. At least there is something that can be done after he is no longer Emperor.

Singing and Making Albums[edit | edit source]

Anyone can sing and make an album, whether they have a beautiful voice like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift or a broken radio. However, there is only one leader of a country who can do it.

Watching movie at the cinema[edit | edit source]

SBY is very fond of watching movies in the cinema. Starting from horror, action, hentai(?), romance, even to Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Boku no Dicko, Naruto, and other quality Disney movies.

Play Volleyball[edit | edit source]

To stay healthy, playing volleyball is the solution!

Angry[edit | edit source]

Why does SBY like to get angry? Is it because migrant workers are being abused? Hungry? The price of chilies has gone up? Traffic jams? We never know.

See also[edit | edit source]