Stack Overflow

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Stack Overflow is a question and answer site for professional and euthanist programmers. It features abandoned questions, 'reputation' that people never earn, and many perks for being a member.

Stack Overflow in 4/1: StackOverflow-AprilFools.png

Q/A[edit]

Everyone's welcome to ask a question, but with the following constraints:

  • If a user asks more than 9 questions, they will be blocked.
  • If a user asks more than 1 question every six months, they will be blocked.

There are also high quality answers: StackOverflowQuestion.png

Badges[edit]

Euthanist (Silver)[edit]

Euthanize 30 activities to go to Stack Overflow.

Frantic (Gold)[edit]

Rush at 100 other activities just so you can visit Stack Overflow.

Autobiographer (Bronze)[edit]

Wrote a story about themselves, where the publisher was sold to Stack Overflow for over $1,000,000.

Yearling (Silver)[edit]

Turned into a horse, spent a year neighing at Stack Overflow

Civic Duty (Silver)[edit]

Upvote 10 times in 10 seconds. This badge can be awarded multiple times.

Supporter (Bronze)[edit]

First down vote

Critic (Bronze)[edit]

First up vote

Bountier (Bronze)[edit]

Offered a roll of Bounty toilet paper to a user that answered a question.

Answerer (Bronze)[edit]

Post an answer.

Citizen Patrol[edit]

First manually reported post.

Jobs[edit]

Stack Overflow also offers careers at their company and many others. The jobs they post on their site are excellent at ranking, having high pay, good benefits, but the programming language you tried to learn but couldn't. Many jobs are piles of Formatting Demos, with bold, italic, and both combined for no reason.

Programming languages available:

  • Brainfuck
  • Pyth (NOT PYTHON)
  • HPH
  • MediaWiki markup
  • Jelly
  • .COM binary
  • .EXE binary
  • CSS progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient
  • MATLAV