Stack Overflow

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The homepage of Stack Overflow

Stack Overflow is a question-and-answer site for self-proclaimed expert and enthusiast programmers. It features abandoned questions, 'reputation' (imaginary Internet points) that people never earn, and many perks for being a member.


Q/A[edit | edit source]

Everyone's welcome to ask a question, but with the following constraints:

  • If a user asks more than 9 questions, they will be blocked.
  • If a user asks more than 1 question every six months, they will be blocked.

There are also high quality answers:

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Badges[edit | edit source]

Euthanist (Silver)[edit | edit source]

Euthanize 30 activities to go to Stack Overflow.

Frantic (Gold)[edit | edit source]

Rush at 100 other activities just so you can visit Stack Overflow.

Autobiographer (Bronze)[edit | edit source]

Wrote a story about themselves, where the publisher was sold to Stack Overflow for over $1,000,000.

Yearling (Silver)[edit | edit source]

Turned into a horse, spent a year neighing at Stack Overflow

Civic Duty (Silver)[edit | edit source]

Upvote 10 times in 10 seconds. This badge can be awarded multiple times.

Supporter (Bronze)[edit | edit source]

First down vote

Critic (Bronze)[edit | edit source]

First up vote

Bountier (Bronze)[edit | edit source]

Offered a roll of Bounty toilet paper to a user that answered a question.

Answerer (Bronze)[edit | edit source]

Post an answer.

Citizen Patrol[edit | edit source]

First manually reported post.

Jobs[edit | edit source]

Stack Overflow also offers careers at their company and many others. The jobs they post on their site are excellent at ranking, having high pay, good benefits, but the programming language you tried to learn but couldn't. Many jobs are piles of Formatting Demos, with bold, italic, and both combined for no reason.

Programming languages available:

  • Brainfuck
  • Pyth (NOT PYTHON)
  • HPH
  • MediaWiki markup
  • Jelly
  • .COM binary
  • .EXE binary
  • CSS progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient
  • MATLAV