Spotted lanternfly
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| Spotted lanternfly | |
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| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Pennsylvania |
| Phylum | Arthropoda |
| Class | of annoying things |
| Order | It won't take your orders to go back to china |
| Family | It will piss on your family's head |
| Genus | No way. They're like the dumbest insects on earth. |
| Species | lanternfly bastards |
Spotted lanternflies are the most annoying and useless bugs in the whole world. They're absolutely disgusting, they piss on your head whenever you stand under a tree, and their piss turns the leaves a disgusting, sooty color. They are native to China, but the Chinese government decided to release them into Pennsylvania to sabotage the wine industry.
How to kill them[edit | edit source]
Squashing[edit | edit source]
The simplest way to kill them.