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[[File:Sean Combs 2.jpg|thumb|upright=0.8|Sean Combs singing "Coming Home", which is now known as "[[Coming Out]]"]]
{{Q|Ain’t no party like a Diddy party!|LeBron James}}
'''Sean "Diddler" Combs''' may also be known by many silly names such as '''Diddy''', '''Diddler''', '''Puff Daddy''', '''Puffy''', '''Puffbuff''', '''P'bufdiff''', '''Not [[Diddy Kong]]''', '''Buffed-Up-Diss'''{{NBS}}... You get it; his name slowly goes away from the original. The guy is a hip-hop musician/ <s>rapper</s> raper and "media mogul" who thinks he's the [[narcissist|hottest thang]] since [[Kool-Aid|Kool{{NBH}}Aid]] and [[KFC]] and thus deserves to be treated as such. In reality, he is nothing more than a has-been, a [[pun|puffed up]] airhead whom [[nobody cares]] about, aside from the fact he was [[The Notorious B.I.G.|Biggie]]'s hype-man. The only reason he's now somehow become relevant is that he was recently charged for [[rape|sexual assault]] and [[diddling]] [[Usher|many]], [[Justin Bieber|many]] [[Wikipedia:Cassie Ventura|people]]; as well as hosting suspicious parties and owning [[UnNews:Sean Combs admits to baby oil addiction|too much]] baby oil. Because of this, he's now become the laughingstock of the internet, where everyone's making jokes and memes of him; in the same vein everyone was making fun of [[Drake (musician)|Drake]] and [[R.&nbsp;Kelly]] for the same reasons not so long ago, and they will probably keep doing so until another celebutard is found to be a horrible person too, when everyone will completely forget about this "Diddy" guy.
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Many fail to see the true ''{{plainlink|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPxG_wzGcw8|magnum opus}}'' of '''Diddy''', '''Puff Daddy''', '''Puffy''', '''Puffbuff''', '''P'bufdiff''', or '''Buffed-Up-Diss'''. Along with [[R. Kelly]], he put an end to the career of American YouTuber Jacksfilms, by making useless one of his most popular videos, "{{plainlink|https://youtu.be/NARxgXEdlzs|Rapping vs. Raping}}", as he could be both at the same time, eradicating the need to differentiate. Otherwise, this guy isn't really that interesting to talk about{{NBS}}... Hell, I only learned about this guy ''because'' of the internet memes and trial. (And I probably wasn't the only one.) So, instead, here are better articles that you could read instead of an article on this guy:
*[[Hip-hop music]]
*[[HowTo:Be a Gangsta]]
*[[The Evolution of Modern Music]]
*[[Why?:Have an alienating music taste]]
*[[Why?:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?]]
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]]
*[[Harvey Weinstein]]
*[[Russell Brand]]
*[[Josh Giddey]]
*[[iCarly|Dan Schneider]]
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