Propane

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Propane is the title of an Eric Clapton song, originally written by JJ Cale... at least I think he said "propane":


If you want to go fast, you've got to light the gas
Propane!
If you want to go up, go up, go up
Propane!
It won't light, it won't light, it won't light ** BOOM **
Propane!


If there's nothing to do, you wanna kick them blues
Propane!
When your charcoal's all gone and you wanna grill on
Propane!
It won't light, it won't light, it won't light ** BOOM **
Propane!


If your petrol is gone, and you wanna ride on:
Propane
Just fill up your pack, you're not coming back:
Propane!
It won't light, it won't light, it won't light ** BOOM **
Propane!
It won't light, it won't light, it won't light ** BOOM **
Propane!

The song was famously covered by Hank Hill on his album "Accessories" in 1983.

" I Sell Propane and Propane accessories."

- Hank Hill at his workplace, Strickland Propane

Oh drats... should've taken the fire insurance on the Led Zeppelin

Warning! Danger! Achtung![edit | edit source]

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