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“ The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. So when you make them up, give me a inch that I can let out there, because they cut me. They're just like riding a wire fence ”

— Lyndon B. Johnson, on his pants

“ See if you can't leave me about an inch from where the zipper (belches) ends around under my—back to my bunghole ”

— Lyndon B. Johnson, on his bunghole

“ Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man ”

— Ronald Reagan, on some guy named Inflation

“ There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen ”

— Vladimir Lenin, while inside a black hole