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  • ...that Cosimo de Medici was the actual painter of the Sistine Chapel, but that he gave credit to Michelangelo out of fear that he might attack him through a portal hidden in his toilet?

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Add your material here! Remember the asterisk (*) to facilitate subsequent editing. If you have any talent for art, you're probably an artist. If you don't but you know something about it, you're probably an art critic. If you have neither talent nor knowledge, you may very well be an art teacher - any of the above can make something up and add it here. We prefer the material to be formatted this way:

...that William Shakespeare started out writing plots for porn films?

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  • ...that Cosimo de Medici was the actual painter of the Sistine Chapel, but that he gave credit to Michelangelo out of fear that he might attack him through a portal hidden in his toilet?
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