Pooping at school

Are you sure you're going to poop there?

Pooping at school is a practice rarely followed by students. Only 10% of public school students (very brave, I would say) poop at school. The other 90% hold it in until they get home, where they can poop without worrying about nothing.

History

For ages, students all over the world have been pooping at school, but it was in the early 80s, when kids started vandalizing the bathrooms, that students began to prefer holding their poop until they got home.

Reasons why you might poop at school

This list was compiled by the 10% of public school students who poop there. Here are the reasons:

• You can't hold in your poop anymore;
• Just go there, do what needs to be done, clean yourself up, and you're done!;
• Just ignore the scribbles made in the booth.

Reasons why you should NOT poop at school

This list was made by the other 90% of the students, to rival the students who made the aforementioned list. Here are the reasons:

• The bathroom is filthy;
• The bathroom walls are covered in scribbles;
• The bathroom smells awful.

At the private school

The rich kids private school students don't worry about the school bathroom because theirs is impeccably clean and perfect. The students at the private school themselves are perfect, spoiled, and rich.

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