Pooping at school

Are you sure you're going to poop there?

Pooping at school is a practice rarely followed by students. Only 10% of public school students (very brave, I would say) poop at school. The other 90% hold it in until they get home, where they can poop without worrying about nothing.

History

For ages, students all over the world have been pooping at school, but it was in the early 80s, when kids started vandalizing the bathrooms, that students began to prefer holding their poop until they got home.

In the 2000s, due to everyone being too busy wearing tacky 2000’s New Year Glasses, pooping at school became much more common. Sadly, two-ply wasn’t, resulting in people bringing their own Toilet roll, folding their TP first, or outright leaving school to go home just so they didn’t have to use the school restrooms, which resulted in a further decrease in school toilet usage.

In the 2010s, it got even worse, due to school being defunded by both presidents due to the fact that: “Since everyone dies either during, or after they attend school, it should be banned.” This resulted in schools going from one-ply to 6.6743 × 10-11 ply, resulting in an even further decrease in the popularity of school bathrooms.

Reasons why you might poop at school

This list was compiled by the 10% of public school students who poop there. Here are the reasons:

• You can't hold in your poop anymore;
• Just go there, do what needs to be done, clean yourself up, and you're done!;
• Just ignore the scribbles made in the booth.

Reasons why you should NOT poop at school

This list was made by the other 90% of the students, to rival the students who made the aforementioned list. Here are the reasons:

• The bathroom is filthy;
• The bathroom walls are covered in scribbles;
• The bathroom smells awful.

At the private school

One of the known guardians to the technology private schools have already obtained.

The rich kids private school students don't worry about the school bathroom because theirs is impeccably clean and perfect. The students at the private school themselves are perfect, spoiled, and rich. They don’t even have to worry about having to walk to the restroom, since all they have to do is scream at the top of their lungs: “PLUMBUS ASCENDAE!” So they could be automatically teleported to the restroom, no walking required. While other schools have attempted to get their hands on this technology, they’ve been prevented from doing so due to the strength of the school guards. Most of which are horrifying entities such as an animate phone or a carpeted bathroom.