Pittsburgher

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A Pittsburgher is a common term to describe someone from western Pennsylvania with horrible English and grammatical skills. Pittsburghers also have cast-iron stomachs, and are able to eat an entire hippopotamus in one sitting, and will still be able to give you the finger afterwards. Pittsburghers also are loud and boisterous with a high pitched whiny accent.

Sports[edit | edit source]

Pittsburghers, when at sports events, are the loudest most obnoxious people there. If you attend any of the following, you will run into one of these so called Pittsburghers.

  • A Steelers game. (commonly referred to as the "Stillers")
  • A Penguins game.
  • A Pirates game.
  • A Pitt basketball Game.
  • A Pitt football Game.
  • A Penn State football game.

If you choose to attend a Pittsburgh sporting event, try to stay as quiet and kept to yourself as possible. If you are from Cleveland, please, do not let ANYBODY know that you are from Cleveland because your face will be literally ripped off by angry, drunk Pittsburghers.

Food[edit | edit source]

Pittsburghers love to gorge themselves with food until they throw up, then after expelling all of the food that they just shoved down their esophagus, they continue to eat more to fill the now empty stomach. The favorite restaurants of Pittsburghers are...

A traditional Pittsburgher meal. Piss beer, and something resembling a sandwich.
  • Primanti Brothers
  • Hi-Tops bar and grill
  • North Park Clubhouse
  • Chubb's
  • Hooters (but then again, who doesn't like Hooters?)
  • SouthSide Sports Bar & Grill
  • Mineo's Pizza
  • The Original Hot Dog Shop (The Dirty "O")

Types Of Pittsburghers[edit | edit source]

Although all Pittsburghers are loud, alcoholics, and obnoxious, there are a different types of loud, alcoholic, obnoxious Pittsburghers. This section should help you avoid confrontation with these types and if you are confronted, what to do.

Homeless Pittsburghers[edit | edit source]

These homeless people are more aggressive than a puma. Not the shoe, the cat. They reside on corners and in alleyways. They are mainly found around the sports stadiums located around the city. They will be obvious in many ways, mainly by their smell, the 9 jackets that they will be wearing, and the fact that they are in your face asking for spare change.

Scalpers[edit | edit source]

Scalpers are the people you see outside major sporting events selling probably forged or stolen tickets. The Pittsburgher scalpers are very aggressive and will not stop until you buy a ticket or skip the middleman and give them straight heroin. To avoid these people, don't go to sporting events around Pittsburgh. If confronted by these druggies, run as fast as you can.


Steelers Fans[edit | edit source]

Typical steelers fans, drunk, loud, boisterous, and ridiculous looking.

These awesome football fans love their team no matter what unless they are losing, then no one likes the team or follows it. A prime example is the old penguins, and now the pirates. These people normally happen to have Iron City on their breath and are wearing Steelers attire. The best thing to do if confronted by a group of angry Steelers fans is to yell "CLEVELAND SUCKS" as loud as you can. They will proceed to hand you an "Ihrn City" and invite you to sit with them.

Pittsburghese[edit | edit source]

If you ever come to this fine city, you will probably hear some things that you will not understand and will probably be offended. This is a list of all of the off color and explanatory things that Pittsburghers say.

  • yinz
you all
  • Bleh Shue
Bless You, such as when you sneeze.
  • Chawt
Watch Out.
  • Dooder Jobs
They should do their jobs.
  • Gazinta
An expression used in math ex:4 gazinta 12 three times.
  • Hammy Aht
Hand Me That.
  • Ize
I was...
  • Jeet jet?
Did you eat yet?
  • Kennywood's Open
Your pants zipper is open
  • Meechins dahn air
Meet you guys down there.
  • S'not
No its not.
  • Dahntoun
Downtown
  • Redd up
Clean/tidy up