Petscope

Petscope is so freakin' cool. I bet you haven't played Petscope. Man, are you missing out. Do you remember My Little Pony? Petscope is kind of like that, except nobody remembers it existing. I'm the only one to own a copy of it. Isn't that awesome?

I mean, if you haven't played Petscope yet, you may as well quit gaming forever.

Title Screen.

Premise

Petscope is rad, bruh. remember My Littlest Pet Shop or whatever it was called? The one that was like My Little Pony, but the other one? I found the Monopoly of it in a dumpster once, and 70% of the game was still intact. But anyway, Petscope is a lot like that, but in a video game. Do you like pets? Do you like collecting pets? They play some Petscope, man. One of the pets is a twisty bird, one of them is a blob thing.

But anyway, you go down to the basement, and suddenly things are spooky. I know, right? You wouldn't expect a game about cute animals to get all spooky, but it does. So it's kind of a two-for-one, a nice game you might want to get for your daughter or something, but also a spooky game along the lines of Amnesia or Silent Hill. Don't worry, though- it's only spooky in the basement. After you walk around for a while, you might even get lucky enough to meet the magic pyramid. The magic pyramid means something. I don't know, I'm not MatPat.

Once you enter the spooky realm, you know things are getting good.

You can also draw in the game, on canvases. That's all I know so far. I don't know what all this stuff has to do with collecting colorful animals, but I'm sure it means something.

Is Petscope cool?

Are you kidding? Of course Petscope is cool. If it wasn't cool, I wouldn't have garnered an audience of 500,000 people to watch my gameplay videos. of course, the fact that I own the only copy in existence factors in there somewhere, but also it's pretty cool. I'm not 5 years old, and I kind of enjoyed it. Especially the part where Richard Nixon comes out and asks for money. That part was pretty cool.

But besides that, bruh, that's about all there is to the game. You go around playing as a weird little unrecognizable green guy, and sometimes it's scary, and other times it's kinda boring, and if you're really lucky you could even catch the cloud animal- but if nobody else is gonna trod these nostalgic pixelated corridors and ask the serious questions, then I'll have to take it upon myself. Too bad nobody else has ever seen a copy of this game. It's real, though. I wasted ten years of my life programming it so i could pretend I "found" it.

List Of Animals

• Cloud beast
• Twisty thingy
• Richard Nixon
• Torsneth
• Ragnall
• The Other One
• Sad Child